why would you waste time saying mean things about shinji ikari when you could like. do something productive.
pet a puppy.
play with a baby kitten.
not say mean things about shinji ikari.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
same here I just get offended like I came here for a boner where is it
me: Oh thank god I thought you died
Was there a new episode of snk or something???!?!?! LIKE A SHIT TON OF NEW STUFF JUST APPEARED !?1?!?!?